Reality queen Phaedra Parks reclaims her peach with brutal shade and juicy drama on her RHOA comeback.

Phaedra Parks strutted back onto our screens with that signature sass we’ve been missing!

After eight long years, the attorney-turned-reality star reclaimed her peach on RHOA’s May 25 episode.

And honey, she wasted zero time throwing that legendary shade we all crave.

“BABY, I AM HOME”

The moment felt like reality TV gold when Porsha Williams welcomed Phaedra back into the fold.

At 51, Phaedra announced her return with that classic confidence we remember: “I heard you were looking for me. Here y’all go.”

The queen was back where she belonged, filling Kenya Moore’s spot after her mid-season firing.

ADDRESSING THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Let’s not forget why Phaedra left in the first place. Back in 2017, she admitted to spreading those nasty rumors about Kandi and Todd.

In her confessional, she acknowledged it wasn’t her “best moment” but couldn’t help adding that biblical touch:

“he who is without fault cast the first stone.” Classic Phaedra, right?

FRIENDSHIP REKINDLED

The Porsha-Phaedra friendship seems stronger than ever! Porsha revealed she’s moved past their drama after her “healing process.”

Phaedra gushed about their bond: “When there is a true friendship, no matter what you go through, it can never be broken.”

The Wonder Twins are officially back in action!

SHADE-O-METER MAXED OUT

Girl, the shade was THICK! Phaedra compared poor Kelli to a “garden gnome” and suggested Brit had “more bodies than Willie” (the local mortician!).

That chicken pot pie comment? I nearly spit out my drink! Nobody delivers those reads quite like Ms. Parks.

HOT DOG DRAMA

When Porsha mentioned Drew working with her ex Dennis, Phaedra innocently asked, “They’re selling hot dogs?”

But the conversation quickly turned spicy when Porsha joked Drew was “sitting on the hot dog.”

The innuendo had me cackling! These ladies don’t hold back.

NICKNAMES GALORE

By episode’s end, Phaedra had branded everyone: Kelli became “strawberry shortcake on steroids,” Drew was dubbed “the very fluid friend, Drew-zilla,” Brit earned “the woman of our town,” and Angela got tagged as “Charles Oakley’s secret wife.”

Her final words? This drama was “delicious, like a buffet of foolishness.”